The government have their solution to sex ed. right here. Teenagers
expecting titillation will discover the ennui of intercourse,
French-style. If Marie's (Ducey) Sadeian musings aren't enough to
dissuade the horny - and their desire survives banal scenes of
sadomasochism, things you never wanted to know about tampons, and the
sight of Siffredi's leathery cock - the gynaecological exploration
will turn 'em celibate. Film buffs can play spot the reference
(Cocteau, anyone?); the old guy behind us had a wank. French students
can impress examiners by offering to 'faire la pipe'. Given the
behaviour of primary teacher Marie, they'd probably offer one back.