Hollywood's never been sure what to do with Linda Fiorentino. Since she
exhibited her man-eating habits in The Last Seduction, she has either
been dumbed-down into an airhead dominatrix (Jade) or tuned
second-string to some guy's fiddle (Men In Black). Her appearance in
the universally slammed Dogma didn't help, despite her convincing
performance as a confused abortion centre worker told that she is the
host of the next Immaculate Conception. A lot rests on the Men In Black
sequel – though it now looks unlikely that she'll be trusted to partner
Will Smith. Perhaps because she looks better in the outfit?
