I could tell you that the script is so porn-standard that I expected the
actors to be speaking Swedish. Or should I mention the monkeyboy
sub-The Mummy sfx? Or the B-list cast (how did Rimmer from Red Dwarf end
up in this movie?) But the chanting would drown it out. Laralaralara.
Lara in leather. Lara in thermosilk. Especially Lara in pajamas. The
choreographer and cinematographer - and whoever built the bra - get all
credit on this film. Overall? F. For fucken hot.
