Very stupid and a film you shouldn't admit actually liking, John
Carpenter's Indiana Jones piss-take throws so much pseudo-Oriental
weirdness at you that it's easy to be turned off. Quite a lot of fun can be
had, though, from the ludicrously over the top production design,
cheesy one-liners and crap sexual chemistry between Kurt Russell and
Kim Cattrall, as they try to escape the clutches of a bunch of evil
magicians. Almost scary at times, risible throughout, and rather
sadly the first Carpenter that's so bad it's good.
