Hitmen mistake The Dude (Bridges) for his billionaire namesake
Lebowski, and pee on his rug. Things go from bad to weird when Lebowski's
mistress is kidnapped by nihilists, and he hires The Dude to find her.
Not only that, but Lebowski's feminist artist daughter (Moore) wants
The Dude's sperm; while he and his bowling buddies (Goodman as a Jewish
Vietnam vet, Buscemi as terminal loser Donny) have to play
child-molester Jesus (a scarily convincing Turturro). The plot is
irresolvable, the dialogue priceless ("Are you afraid of
vaginas, Mr. Lebowski?"), the dream sequences hilarious. And
it's narrated by a cowboy.